Hob Nobbler 

One who attempts a fast witty comeback to a previous insult only to make a total ass out of themselves and dig a deeper hole. A lack of intellectuality and sever stuttering are major attributes to being a hob nobbler.

"I called lewis a knob goblin and he told me I was a hob nobbler "

Hob Nobbler by hotdog1000 June 20, 2016

hobnobbery 

the act of hobnobbing. associating with some one familiarly.

Lance returned to his table after conversing with many different patrons at the bar, his friend Carl said "your hobnobbery makes you look like an asshole."

hobnobbery by jacobL November 19, 2007

hobgobbler

A glutton. One who wolfs down food in a virtuosic or beastly manner.

Takeru Kobayashi is such a hobgobbler. How the hell can a 172- pound Japanese man down 49 hot dogs?

Get your face outta the pudding, you hobgobbler!

hobgobbler by someone took my name =| May 6, 2006

hobgobbler

A glutton.

One who gormadizes, acts like a piggy, or has a tendency to wolf down food in a virtuosic or uncontrollable manner.

That hobgobbler sure knows how to clean his plate. Jeez, look at him stuff his face in that butterscotch pudding. He should go into competitive eating when he gets older.

hobgobbler by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

hobnobber 

A person who is important solely because of their position within a given organization, and generally creates a fuss upon news of their impending arrival

The hobnobbers will be here in less than an hour, clean the dead rats out of the fridge!

hobnobber by worldrecker December 23, 2010

hobnobber 

People who are frickin' awesome but most of the time, nerdy.

ib, lolz!!!! hahhahhahahhaha beetch. "Those damned hobnobbers with their slurpees and their parking lot.."

hobnobber by hobnobber000 May 23, 2006

Hobnobber 

Cathy is a hobnobber but Brenda isn’t.

Cathy said she sucked his dick but she wasn’t a hobnobber. Brenda didn’t realize it was the same thing.

Hobnobber by RatFink3 July 1, 2019