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One who attempts a fast witty comeback to a previous insult only to make a total ass out of themselves and dig a deeper hole. A lack of intellectuality and sever stuttering are major attributes to being a hob nobbler.
"I called lewis a knob goblin and he told me I was a hob nobbler "
by hotdog1000 June 20, 2016
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One who partakes in jackassery.

One who nobbles hobs.
I broke up with him because he was a total hobnobbler.
by Whtyugyyyu January 24, 2016
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