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It is misspell of bitch. More ee's the better.
"oh no j00 feckin beeeeetch !"
beetch by sf May 20, 2004
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Derived from the word Bitch. Meaning a nasty and or annoying girl to whom you love or care about.

Calling someone a Bitch without being mean.
Damn Sarah I love you cuz you such a sexy Beetch.
Beetch by NicoleY99 July 11, 2010
Beetch is like the word biatch; clearly the person using beetch is trying to say bitch but pronouncing it like that is much more fun. Saying beetch is usually light hearted and not used to insult somebody . People who feel uncomfortable swearing might also say the word beetch instead of bitch.
Jenna: Wow margret you can be so weird sometimes lmao.

Margret: Beetch what you saying, im perfect 24/7.
Beetch by Cobrascissors December 31, 2020
a lesser version of a beesh, a person who wishes to possess the quality that beesh holds
the beetch: ugh i wish i could be a beesh!
beetch by christmaslover December 4, 2009
Lighter, less crude way of saying *bitch* Normally used by older women who are in the presence of young children and don't want to blurt out the harsh sounding swear word *bitch*.
Ladie hits the curb whilst driving a car with a few kids inside as she hits the curb she mutters to herself quietly *Beetch*!
beetch by Chris Danielsen March 2, 2005

Beetch Farm 

The place where nine (9) year olds think hookers are grown, watered and planted.
Kid 1: Ill take ur mom back to the beetch farm where she came from motherfricker
Kid 2: HEY no swearing on my fortnite chat devin.
Beetch Farm by Gingoballs October 16, 2019

Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH 

Koichis stand telling koichi that it’s time to kill a thot
Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH
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