Ho-Bum

A lazy person who doesnt do any work for themselves and mooches off their friends. Combination of hobo and bum.

Michael: I asked Allyssa to pick me up on the way and she said it was too much work, even though its not any extra driving.
Tom: Yea shes sucha ho-bum.

by thatlazyasian September 16, 2011

Ho-bum

Noun; A combination of the word 'hobo' and 'bum'. A person who is any of the following: Lazy, a moocher, a person who doesn't seem to do much.

Allyssa was a total bum, but Michael was a ho-bum.

by ultimatebum September 16, 2011

Bum Ho Lee

A Japanese baseball player whos name sounds oddly similar to BUNG HOLE when spoken by ESPN Baseball analyst Steve Phillips.

"Bum Ho Lee, aka Bung Hole, really gloved that ball well." (Steve Phillips)

by MRJP October 10, 2009

Hobum

Homeless bum that refuses to work. They're homeless because they are a bum. Mix of the word hobo and bum.

Boy 1: Did you see that hobum today?
Boy 2: ya! he was taking a hagoo on the street!
Boy 1: That's disgusting.

by hagoola June 19, 2011

Chat Hobum

A chat hobum is one of the dozens of people who sit in a chat room and refuse to talk, they often minimize the chat window and forget about it all together. Adversely they sometimes just watch the chat room waiting for girls offering to cyber, rp, or trade pictures.

(50 online)
Koolaid: so you heard the new linkin park album?
radda: of course, it's the sickest!
pandabear: Agreed
Koolaid: so there are like 50 people online but we're the only ones talking?
(49 online)
Koolaid: screw you chat server
pandabear: yeah, that bunch of chat hobums!

by MC Koolaid October 18, 2010

Hobumming

Paying a homeless person for anal sex

Duke now goes hobumming twice weekly under the bridge by the river. He's not getting any from his husband any more.

by Captain Crush March 12, 2018

Hobumpkin

A homeless country bumpkin. A hobo in rural America.

I felt so bad for that hobumpkin I gave him $2 to buy himself some Nattie light.

by Homeless Jim Bob December 19, 2021