Ho Pot

The act of buying prostitutes and smoking weed with them

Last night I saw smoke coming out of Craig’s apartment. Bet he was Ho Potting

Ho Pot by DatAngryBear October 21, 2017

Ho pots 

Ho pots or Hoe pots - shitty old pots that are too loose and have lost their seal.

Need a tight seal to steam my rice but I got nothin' but ho pots.

Ho pots by The Mike K June 18, 2020

Harry Potter that Ho 

When you are doing a ho from behind magnificently and just as you are about to cum, you spin that bitch 'round, jizz in her eye and yell "EXPELLIARMUS," thereby disarming her.

After I harry potter that ho, she wont be able to open her eye for like an hour. Richard Dawkins will be so proud.

Harry Potter that Ho by baddkitymypotpie July 12, 2009

Put a Potato In Dat Ho 

The act of replacing a person's heart during invasive surgery with a fresh spud.

Ting Ping: I take one of the Yakuza boy's and chop is heart out with it and then Put a Potato In Dat Ho.
Fat Tony: ...Okay!

Put a Potato In Dat Ho by ClownJuice April 1, 2024

Hopotch 

Hopotch is a word simaltaneously meaning everything and nothing at the same time. It can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, article or guttural sound. When one has absolutely nothing to say, this can be said. In the complete opposite approach, if one does not have the words to express their extremely deep thoughts, saying this word is necessary. It can also be used to sum up very detailed/long responses. Hopotch is great to announce one's presence, gain someone's attention or allow people to agree with what you are saying.

Person 1:In thousands of years, if a species of ape evolves to have the same level intelligence of humans in 2018, will humans still treat them like animals?
Person 2: Hopotch!
Person 1: That's exactly what I was thinking, I just didn't know how to word it. You literally summed my feelings into one word. I always love talking to you, a fellow intellect.

Hopotch by Sheepherder37 November 13, 2018

Hopotch 

A revolutionary new word believed to be the cure to war, famine and conflict. Hopotch is everything yet nothing. Scientists have concluded that it can replace 83% of all words by 2020 and results suggest that this number is even higher. Hopotch is always a term of respect and can be used to persuade people, strengthen ideas or gain attention. It is the perfect word to either start or end a sentence. Hopotch can be a verb, adverb, article, noun, adjective, conjunction or guttural expression.

Interviewer: Why do you want to run for school president?
Student Candidate Jones: Hopotch!
*Crowd cheers and gives a standing ovation*
( Immediately after, Jones wins the election with zero votes against.)

Hopotch by Sheepherder37 November 13, 2018

Hopotch 

Hopotch is a word of love in such a complicated universe where nothing is a guarantee. Math, science and everything else created by humans may be wrong. However there is one constant entity and that is hopotch. Hopotch is the only thing that exists that is truly divine, pure and correct. It is a word summing up all the goodness, curiousity and feeling in the universe. In essence, hopotch describes the mechanisms that allow our lives to run and truly expresses a human's deepest thoughts. It should be used whenever one cannot think of the words to express their feelings. Moreover, hopotch unites people under a common term of agreement which makes it great in debates or to defuse dangerous/stressful situations.

Person 1: Mitchie is so hot.
Person 2: I don't think so.
Person 3: Hopotch!
Person 1 and 2: We can throw away our differences and agree on that!

Hopotch by Sheepherder37 November 14, 2018