Hippycritical 

One who acts deep or insightful, but is doing it purely for the attention.

Bro 1 "Dude, did you see Sara's tweet last night about finding herself through mediation?"

Bro 2 "Yeah bro, she is so hippycritical."

Hippycritical by Edwardo SuperTramp April 30, 2014

hippocritical 

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

hippocritical by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

hippocratical 

A belief system of Anesthesiologists that refuse to enforce Capital Punishment. A combination of the hippocratic oath taken by physicians and the word, hippocritical. A term coined by the great Stephen Colbert, in reference to the anesthesiologists that refused to assist in the execution of a convited rapist and murderer.

"Those sum bitches Anesthesiologists are so hippocratical, they wouldn't know truthiness if it came up and bite them like a bear. And that's the word."

hippocratical by chang-a-lang February 25, 2006

Hippy Critical 

When a hippy makes that all-too-common switch to consumer around their mid twenties.

hippy 1 : "Man I saw Murphy all coked up and being a snarky prick last night at a sports bar... and wearing pink shorts."

hippy 2 : "Ya, he's been really hippy critical lately. Fuckin pussy I hate him."

Hippy Critical by Stitchur Pistol September 18, 2010

hipocritical 

when someone is such a hypocrite, they don't deserve to have the word spelled right.

ew, she's so hipocritical

hipocritical by kidsnloijvr June 17, 2008

hippiecritical 

Adj. Being a hippy and acting in ways that contradict the beliefs you preach.

vsco girl puka shell necklace Birkenstocks

Kimberly showed she was a real hippiecrite when she tossed her Juul pods in the ocean in an act of protest.

August's friends told him he was being hippiecritical for not recycling his hemp water bottle.

hippiecritical by CoconutWood August 6, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020