Hippoco 

Hippoco is when you and too annoyed to say or anything you you start hiccuping

Last night was so hippocoing but I’m good now

Hippoco by Aniejanepoole on youtube April 22, 2020

hippocritic 

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

hippocritic by jpg3 October 8, 2011

hippocritical 

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

hippocritical by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

Hippobottomus 

Having a hippobottomus means to showcase a rather excessive amount of flesh in the buttocks area of the body. It is an exceedingly insulting comment to declare one's buttocks a hippobottomus. It is commonly used in the clothing department of speech, as a sales assisstant may need to advertise clothing in the hippobottomus size, which is pants with 100x XL size. A hippobottomus is generally about 10000cm wide, and needs extra-stretchy clothes. Hippobottomus sizes of clothing might only be available from orders from online websites devoted to hippobottomus sizes of clothing. It is a major exaggeration to name one's buttocks a hippobottomus, but also is an extreme insult.

I am sorry, Ma'am, but we do not have these pants in the hippobottomus size.

Hippobottomus by Cantaloupes4Ever June 10, 2017

Hippopotawhore 

A girl who's extremely unattractive and fat who's rear resembles a hippo but she thinks she's hot. She will sleep with anything she can and will intentionally try to steal her friends guy regardless of how close she is to said friend.

Emily is such a hippopotawhore she totally chased Marc and lied about Liz til she wore him down.

Hippopotawhore by Arguile Avenger April 26, 2021

Hippopotami 

More than one Hippopotamus

The hippopotami at the zoo were fighting.

Hippopotami by Mary Sue Jackson June 27, 2003

Hippocrocapig 

A female who is not atractive at alll, used in the same context as "Moose".

Strewth, she's a right hippocrocapig! I would need to drink Belgium to go to bed with her!

Hippocrocapig by Not a Mullha November 5, 2006