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Shipiphany by Majorcommo November 9, 2014
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shipiphany
shipiphany by Max Leon January 6, 2010
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shipiphany • shitpiphany • Shitiphany • Slipiphany • Stupiphany • Hipiphany • shitepiphany • Showpiphany • simpiphany • stripiphany
Showpiphany
Noun: That moment in the shower where you have a profound realization.
Pronounced: SHUH-OW(the sound you make when something hurts)-PIF-ANNIE
Pronounced: SHUH-OW(the sound you make when something hurts)-PIF-ANNIE
I was in the shower this morning and had the craziest showpiphany! Listen to this...
Dan was standing under the hot water for 10 minutes before he had the showpiphany that he had yet to even touch the shampoo or soap.
Margaret's showpiphany this morning reminded her she hadn't paid her phone bill. That was a close one!
Dan was standing under the hot water for 10 minutes before he had the showpiphany that he had yet to even touch the shampoo or soap.
Margaret's showpiphany this morning reminded her she hadn't paid her phone bill. That was a close one!
Showpiphany by TC3 July 7, 2011
shitpiphany
shitpiphany by frail_otis November 4, 2009
stupiphany
A sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something very basic, annoyingly obvious, or - in hindsight - really stupid. The person having the stupiphany is generally greatly excited, while observers just shake their heads at how obvious the answer was.
It dawned on Dan one morning as he was driving that the word windshield was made up of the 2 words describing what it did: "I've had a stupiphany!" he ejaculated!
Maria's latest stupiphany came when she looked up Men At Work lyrics and realized it was "a vegemite sandwich" instead of "a bite of my sandwich" in the song Land Down Under.
After several years of training/certification, Seth suddenly realized that CPR was really just manually activating the heart to pump blood: it was a real stupiphany.
Maria's latest stupiphany came when she looked up Men At Work lyrics and realized it was "a vegemite sandwich" instead of "a bite of my sandwich" in the song Land Down Under.
After several years of training/certification, Seth suddenly realized that CPR was really just manually activating the heart to pump blood: it was a real stupiphany.
stupiphany by seththegreat March 1, 2011
Stupiphany
When someone stupid thinks they're having an earth-shattering epiphany that is in fact so incredibly moronic, asinine and just plain retarded that you have to bite your tongue not to scream, "Are you stupid!?" It's actually a stupiphany.
"Oh, you know what? Do you think maybe the reason my Windows password won't work is because my mouse cord is touching my keyboard...?" (-some rocket scientist enduser)
"...And all of a sudden I just thought, oh my goodness, I shouldn't reach my arm up so high since I'm pregnant!! It'll pull on the baby's umbilical cord so tight and strangle the baby..." (... because we all know the umbilical cord is directly attached to the mother's armpit!?)
Stupiphany, folks.
"...And all of a sudden I just thought, oh my goodness, I shouldn't reach my arm up so high since I'm pregnant!! It'll pull on the baby's umbilical cord so tight and strangle the baby..." (... because we all know the umbilical cord is directly attached to the mother's armpit!?)
Stupiphany, folks.
Stupiphany by chocolatepants October 23, 2008
whipiphany
Him: "'Riding dirty'? Does that mean he hasn't showered today?"
Her: "No, Jason, but I think I've just had a whipiphany. I think that means he has an unregistered weapon."
Her: "No, Jason, but I think I've just had a whipiphany. I think that means he has an unregistered weapon."
whipiphany by jasonATL January 15, 2008
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