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the hill school's chapel talks 

Within the Hill School memorial chapel lies magnificent stained glass windows…countless oak pews where so many men and women have sat and contemplated the teachings of their gods and professors, along with the schools motto, “whatsoever things are true”, carved in stone high above the steel piping of the organ and lancet windows. So many hours have been spent inside this glorious building, listening to speeches by jocks, overachievers, underachievers, village idiots, and stoners making feeble attempts to piece together their pathetic lives by trying to make some sort of profound sense out of it all. I’m so sorry but talks about Martha Stewart, storytelling, and other people’s insecurities just don’t spark my fancy.
"Whos the chapel speaker today?"
"psh, some faggot who knows a girl, whos knows a guy, whos cousin committed suicide. And how the suicide truly effected their outlook on life and being an adolescent."
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Mike Hill's Laugh 

1. The guttural explosion from a tall white boy. Reaching 20000 decibels, the laugh is known to stun his prey. Much like the lions of the Kalahari, this laugh can be heard from 3 miles away and is used by the Mike to announce his presence to all contenders to his territory.

2. The cause of the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami, as well as Hurricane Katrina. The known death toll from all laugh-incidents is quickly reaching 2,000,000.
I've heard Mike Hill's laugh, now I just have to find him
Mike Hill's Laugh by 1sgbard March 14, 2011

Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom 

A British animated children's television series.2 The show was created by Neville Astley and Mark Baker, and produced by Astley Baker Davies and Entertainment One (the companies responsible for Peppa Pig).3 Many of the voice actors who worked Peppa Pig have lent their voices to the show; these include John Sparkes, Sarah Ann Kennedy, David Rintoul and David Graham.
Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom is the worst show in the world.

Holly's hot sister 

The unatainable goddess that you want to fuck, and every guy and most girls in your school/ area wants to fuck.

Her ledgend started when she was still in middle school and her older sister was in high school. A select few of her older sisters friends met her. Before she even got into high school she was well known. Of course her overprotective older sister prevents much from happening. The hhs her self usually donsen't try to act sexy but is a quirky indie chick type instead, but they all know she's sexy.
Guy 1: Dude look at that girl...
Guy 2: Don't even try she's a Holly's hot sister. You used to date her older sister too.
Guy 1: Dammit!
Holly's hot sister by Guy-one October 24, 2009

holly's bum 

A very nice big bum. Usually a nice round heart shape.

Nice bums are usually referred to as Holly's bums
Lewis: Wow did you see her bum!
Carl: Yeah, I'd tap that!
Lewis: That has got to be a holly's bum!!
Manny:Wow really hot right!!
Lewis&Carl:Wow yes!!
holly's bum by Hfhhhhja February 16, 2017

Smith's Hill High School 

A selective co-ed school in NSW, Australia. Filled to the brim with dorks, pansies and women's blouses. For the smart minority of Wollongong. Also known to be home to 90% of the region's hipster population. Those alternative bastards.
Oh, he goes to Smith's Hill High School? LET'S GET HIM!

Smith's Hill High School 

An academically selective co-ed school replete with smarties, slayage, and students that incessantly exclaim the words "among us" and "sus" on the daily. You can feel the aura of student anxiety as soon as you enter the threshold, largely attributed to the assessments and the fact that these dorks' life support is academic validation. Nonetheless, and despite the two rival factions of the "popular kids" and the "geeky nerds" that are always three steps away from breaking out in a high-school-musical-esque dance battle, the cohorts are fairly harmonious. Unless, of course, without concord between the groups, there will be discord...
Why is that kid having an existential crisis? Nevermind, I see he's from Smith's Hill High School.
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