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High calorie pussy

A girl who's pussy seems to have some caloric value because every partner they have puts on weight.
Allison: "Wow! Jennifer has only been with Rebecca for two months and she looks like she's gained 25 lbs!"
Kris: "Yeah, Rebecca seems to have some high calorie pussy"

high calorie frosting 

a tramp stamp made visible when a shirt (obviously too small) doesn't quite cover the muffin top
Did you see that chick with the high calorie frosting? Yeah,her tatt. use to read USA now it reads United States of America

high calorie human 

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.
"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

High Caloriesha

An overweight woman who talks down to others because of her own insecurities.
You’re a high Caloriesha who hates men.

High Caloriesha

A high-caloried female who consumes an ample amount of calories.
3 High Caloriesha’s were fighting at the mall.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019