Definitions by gravy_baby

match dot con

lying to make a person believe that you have alot in common to secure a hook up.

Dude, she is so not your type, you have nothing in common,
I know but she is so hot i pulled a match dot con so i could tap that ass

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a tramp stamp made visible when a shirt (obviously too small) doesn't quite cover the muffin top

Did you see that chick with the high calorie frosting? Yeah,her tatt. use to read USA now it reads United States of America

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