Higginsin 

Someone who is constantly found around men's toilets.

Oliver was higginsin over the local park.

Higginsin by DaxRider July 27, 2019

Higgins Storm Chasing 

A “weather forecasting” page run by that bloke who always tells your mates he’s caught a fish “this bloody big!” but he had to throw it back and didn’t get a photo in time.

Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.

Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).

He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.

Higgins: There's going to be an apocalyptic thuperthell this thunday trust me, hide your wives and prepare your canned food I know this stuff trust me.

Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?

Higgins Storm Chasing by Brabbyscrawhauck January 21, 2020

Richie Higgins 

Canadian Actor, lives at home with his parents. Starred in the following underground films: Days Of Us, Underground Railroad 2, and WaterWorks 2. made a cameo in the myspace movie that surfaces online today. Pinelands Graduate

"Richie! Get in the car" -Mrs. Richie Higgins.

Richie Higgins by ted desmond August 6, 2006

paul higgins 

Paul Higgins is One Directions fabulous tour manager! He doe s everything for the boys! When Liam Payne decides to take time off from being daddy direction Paul steps in! Without him...
-Hard objects would be thrown on stage.
-Louis Tomlinson would wreck the stadiums
-Harry Styles would pour water on everyone and buy 1,000,000 cats
-Zayn Malik would never get out of bed
-Niall Horan would go onstage naked (Thanks again Paul. :/ JK)
-Liam would spend the whole concert twitcamming instead of performing, in a batman costume

But he loves the boys and he loves the fans, especially the calm ones.

Person 1 (fake fan): Paul Higgins is so mean. He wouldn't let me hug Zain or Neil!

Directioner: What did you say about Paul???!?!?!?!?!

Person 1: Ya, I saw him yesterday! Anyways he is so mea-

Directioner: You saw Paul Higgins?!? (Fan girls forever)

paul higgins by Panic!AtTheDisco01234 July 9, 2016

Missy Higgins 

A very talented female artist, who was discovered by JJJ's Unearthed competition.

"Have you got the Missy Higgins album?"

Missy Higgins by Emma January 9, 2005

Higginstory (Higgstory)

-A laughable explanation, made somewhat believable, of a historic event in which involves no character of the era in which the event took place or if said event ever took place.

-A Wikipedia entry

-Complete intestinal digestion (making shit) of historical facts and icons.

I asked a genius feller from north Alabama if he seen the movie about a feller named Napolean. He just started givin me this Higginstory (Higgstory) lesson:

Napolean Dynamite (A French peasant who became a General) and his merry men were secretive members of the Illuminati at the time of the Hindu reign in Jerusalem (circa 1978 AD).

Higginstory (Higgstory) by boaticus March 6, 2009

mr.higgins 

The act of being horny

Yo that girl made me Mr.Higgins

mr.higgins by juelz jones August 4, 2007