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The cutest, silliest mother fucker you'll ever meet. He has really pretty eyes, but prettier body hair.
Person 1: Hey, did you see HeBear yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah I did. He's such a nice guy.
Person 1: Yeah I know. I would totally suck his dick even if it were homo.
HeBear by 5southpeeps February 22, 2011
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herbeast 

The hard journey taken by a team to the always great Target Field
You boys ready for the herbeast

hezballer 

Someone who is such a baller that they go beyond baller status; a mega-baller
Look at those ladies on Kofi Annan's arms -- he's such a hezballer.
hezballer by Gasoline Dreams November 29, 2006
is someone everyone everyone loves, and that people come to advice for, and is a genuinely a nice person
"its only cause im hezbawz, the hez draws them in, and the bawz makes them stay"

HerBeast 

The trek to Target Field with the boys
Hey boys you read for HerBeast this year?
Someone who is a fan of the animated adult series Hazbin Hotel by Vivienne Medrano.
"Angel dust is daddy and nobody can change my mind ùwú"
"Found the Hazbean"