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another word for a penis that is at least 27in in length and 14in in girth
Bekky-Oh my God Laqueesha, Jamal had a total heebner
Laqueesha- Damn, Tommy has a chode
heebner by Yommoooomma July 6, 2006
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Heeboner 

The term commonly used by fangirls and fanboys in the Kim Heechul (member of famous korean boy band, Super Junior) fandom.

Kim Heechul's fans often get a Heeboner when they see him.

See also Heechul
Fan#1: Did you see the new Music Video?
Fan#2: Yeah! I couldn't take my eyes of Heechul. I had a massive Heeboner all the way through it.

Fan#1: Look at Heechul!
Fan#2: But I'll get a Heeboner!
Heeboner by Ru-ki April 14, 2012
(noun) 1. An erection inspired by an attractive Jewish female; Can also be inspired by affection for a Jewish custom or prepared dish.

(verb) "heebrone - r" 2. Carnal Knowledge; a) of a Jewish female by a Jewish or non-Jewish male; b) of a gentile female by a Jewish male.
1. a) "Dude, Karen Goldstein gives me a major heebroner."

b) "I've got a huge heebroner for some whitefish right now, man."; or "I love Channukah, it's awesome. I've got like an eight day heebroner every year."

2. a) "Aviva Silverman is beggin' for it. I'm gonna heebrone'r in her parents hot tub this weekend.";

b) "Schlomo, check out Christina Johnson's tits. I think she needs to get heebroned in a big way by the Fink-meister."
Heebroner by Hamburgeusaberg December 26, 2009

heebner-schneebner 

1) a sylabic rambling used to fill in the words to a country western song that you forgot the words for.
" Amariilo by morning, Heebner-schneebner do, Heebner-schneebner, deebner do. Amarillo's on my mind."
" She took my dog to the pound, heebner-schneebner, and flatted the tires on my pick-up, heebner-schneebner, and then she left me, heebner-schneebner, do"