(noun) 1. An erection inspired by an attractive Jewish female; Can also be inspired by affection for a Jewish custom or prepared dish.
(verb) "heebrone - r" 2. Carnal Knowledge; a) of a Jewish female by a Jewish or non-Jewish male; b) of a gentile female by a Jewish male.
1. a) "Dude, Karen Goldstein gives me a major heebroner."
b) "I've got a huge heebroner for some whitefish right now, man."; or "I love Channukah, it's awesome. I've got like an eight day heebroner every year."
2. a) "Aviva Silverman is beggin' for it. I'm gonna heebrone'r in her parents hot tub this weekend.";
b) "Schlomo, check out Christina Johnson's tits. I think she needs to get heebroned in a big way by the Fink-meister."
1) a sylabic rambling used to fill in the words to a country western song that you forgot the words for.
" Amariilo by morning, Heebner-schneebner do, Heebner-schneebner, deebner do. Amarillo's on my mind."
" She took my dog to the pound, heebner-schneebner, and flatted the tires on my pick-up, heebner-schneebner, and then she left me, heebner-schneebner, do"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).