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Hey look an eagle!

What you use when stuck in a tense situation, and need to get away fast. Similar to the Twix commercials.
Bob: What the HELL man? You've been sleeping with my goddamn WIFE!!!

Mary: It was a one time thing, Bob! I'm sorry! Joe, say you're sorry.

Joe:...HEY LOOK AN EAGLE!!!

*Joe flees*

Hey Look Ma, I Made It 

Amazing pop/rock song by pop bad Panic! At The Disco from their sixth album Pray for the Wicked.
Boy: Have you heard Hey Look Ma, I made it by Panic! At the disco

Girl: yeah, it's my favorite song

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller 

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".
I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

Hey bobby, look look, I'm American 

A funny video where someone of aisan descent makes fun of the avarage american
"Hey bobby, look look, I'm american-

I think I'll use my credit card...
Do you guys have anything non dairy?
...Anything gluten-free?

heylookaqt 

the hottest bitch on stan twt, and the gayest. she is the definition of funny and chaotic. but she also is one of my favorite aesthetic queens. shes always there when you need someone and don't you dare ever attack her for having superior taste.
"omg, heylookaqt is my fave moot on stan twt! they're so sweet and kind."

"OMG! you're moots with heylookaqt too?!"
heylookaqt by urgfjkaha October 29, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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