Hewdset

Someone being a literal dumbass, and love thinking about males/females whilst listening to music. They can’t even spell the word ‘headset’ because they’re so high.

“Lemme get my hewdset.”
“Are you fucking stupid? Stop thinking about your love interests for one goddamn second.”

Hewdset by haloguy10101 July 16, 2022

Humberside Headset 

A vulgar sexual deviation, an act which is caused by a "slapping" of the cheek using one's Penis or other sexually orientated device. A Correctly performed "Humberside Headset" causes a headset shaped bruise from ear to mouth upon the right hand side of said face. I.e A shaft-like line down the side of the face caused by the "body" and a circular shape on the chin caused by the helmet of said device/and or Penis.

Explicitly referenced towards Phil Brown, manager of Hull City FC (Humberside) for his persistent wearing of such gear (Headset,) and his insulting intent to ruin premiership football for the whole of the north east, not including Makems. In particular his last day antics during the 08/09 Premiership Football season, upon which he sang unceremoniously after Hull survived relegation.

1. Guy 1: "I met this cute girl the other day... found out she was a Hull City fan..."

Guy 2. "So... what did you say to her?"

Guy 1: "Nothing, just gave her a 'Humberside Headset' and told her to leave..."

2. That Phil Brown is some tosser, id love to see him at the next game bearing the embarressment and indignity of a real 'Humberside Headset'

Humberside Headset by MagpieAndOutlaw August 17, 2009

Dollar Tree Headset 

Often used when someone is killed in a video game and accused of not hearing the person who killed them. This can be used as a way to taunt to other people to show your dominance over the other players.

Bob: *gets a kill*
Also Bob: Get good, your garbage, dollar tree headset...

Dollar Tree Headset by McBoomstick77 January 4, 2021

balla headset 

what fuckin durshes say to refer to a legit(really nice) head unit in vehicles

Kyle: Hey ya fuckin dursh did ya get ya balla headset put in ya seeon yet? The one ya got now whack!

Me: Um, no dude i left my xbox 360 headset at my house where it belongs.

balla headset by kyle iz balla July 1, 2009

Bluetooth Headset 

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.

Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth headset at that party."

Bluetooth Headset by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009

Headset Hottie 

An attractive female (usually a customer support representative) showcased with a headset and smiling as if she is happy to help you with your needs. Usually can be found on many corporate websites or on stock photography sites.

Guy #1 "Did you see the new customer service rep in billing?"

Guy #2 "Ya, she is quite a headset hottie."

Headset hottie

Headset Hottie by Zlinko May 11, 2009

headset hair 

the hair style that is produced after gaming online for extended periods of time with a headset.

"I need to wear a hat. I have headset hair from playing Halo 3 for so long."

headset hair by Andrew Cotney December 29, 2007