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heterofagdyke

Someone whom is partially a straight woman, straight man, gay man and lesbian.
I like beer, whiskey, kittens, Cher, boys, girls, dick, pussy and tits. I am a heterofagdyke.
heterofagdyke by TrailCycleGirl September 22, 2011

heterofag 

A heterosexual fag. "Fag" originally was/is an offensive and hateful term for a (mostly male) homosexual, the word has evolved much like the terms "moron" or "idiot" which originally meant a medically handicapped person, but is now a widely used term for a stupid person (and not considered offensive to mentally handicapped persons. The word retarded is now going through that same change, and will within a generation most likely not be considered offensive to the mentally challenged). The actual word "heterofag" is not used, but is simply shortened to fag. Hard to precisely define, but kinda like a tool.
"Do you know Bob?"
"Yeah, he's a fag."
"He's gay?"
"No, he's got a girlfriend. He's just a fag."

"What's a heterofag?"
"A person who's a fag, but who may or may not be homosexual."
"Well what do you mean by fag then? If you're not talking hatefully about a gay person?"
"Closest thing would be a tool. You know a fag when they're being a fag".
heterofag by Bigmanboobs November 8, 2009

Heterofag 

Wow! He's such a heterofag!
Heterofag by Darren February 20, 2004

Heterobaiting 

Showing hetero couples (John and Mary..) on TV shows (Sherlock...) to lure hetero people to them what, obviously, is false information 'cause the TV show is gay AF (And TJLC/Johnlock is OBVIOUSLY real and canon). Mofftiss, the creators of BBC Sherlock, we're the first ones to invent heterobaiting.
"OMG did you saw John and Mary's family photo with their baby? SO CUTE OMG THEY ARE SO IN LOVE AAA-"
"Don't be stupid! They are obviously heterobaiting. I mean, John doesn't like Mary, he likes Sherlock and johnlock is becoming canon in season 4, you silly!"
Heterobaiting by LittleFireFly00 December 15, 2016

Heterobásico 

Hombre cishetero que hace y es todo lo que socialmente se espera de un hombre cishetero (deportes, falta de emociones, cultura del machirulo, etc).
Los deportistas son todos unos heterobásicos
Heterobásico by Dramatimex__x April 7, 2020

heterofagmosexual 

1. Someone who is really a fagmosexual, but act like a heterosexual.

2. Someone who has not yet come out of the closet.
Jack is such a heterofagmosexual, he really needs to come out of the closet.
heterofagmosexual by Amberologyism! September 4, 2006
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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