Heteroage

A person who exhibits traits, responsibilities, or behaviors associated with multiple age groups simultaneously. Often used to describe someone whose life experience, mindset, or burdens span beyond their biological age.

"That boy is a heteroage—he thinks like a wise old man, works like an adult, but he's only a teen."

by A.Sono April 14, 2025

heteroflexible

An inbetween between bisexual and straight. A person who is mainly straight but does sometimes find the same gender appealing. Most of them could imagine having a homosexual relationship, but they mainly have heterosexual relationships.

Vanessa: "Are you straight or bi?"
Ashley: "I'm about 90% straight and 10% bi, so I'm heteroflexible"

by Clara Bieber November 10, 2015

heteroflexual

A straight person, usually a male, who identifies as straight but once drunk, is up for any gay sex acts.

"Miles had Jameson shots, and before you know it he had turned into a heteroflexual"

by Wickbaby February 13, 2014

HeteroDemiRomantic

Hetero: Attraction (sexual or romantic) to the opposite sex
Demi: Must form a strong bond with the person in question before you feel attraction towards them
Romantic: Romantic attraction to the person in question

Brian came out to his friends as HeteroDemiRomantic

by hi_im_greg January 25, 2017

HeteroLeteroSexual

When you are only sexually, aesthetically, physically, or romantically attracted to Dress-code Jamie’s.

Brody: “I’m HeteroLeteroSexual!”
Kenny: “What does that mean?”
Brody: “You know Dress-code Jamie? Yeah, I love that girl.”

by rochi November 21, 2019

Heteropessimism

The pessimism of being heterosexual.
You are not feeling optimistic about the heterosexual dating scene, and you do not think it will ever change in a positive way.

Person 1: I do not date anymore, I cannot take the disappointment and grieve everytime a meet someone new. It is better to be alone than all that unpaid emotional labour dealing with the bullshit

Person 2: Ah I see, you are dealing with heteropessimism.

by djleen October 22, 2019

heterogymnast

when the opposite sex be fire but the same sex make you a little ǝlqᴉxǝlɟ👀

“I saw the girl and became a heterogymnast 🤪” 🤸🏾 ♀️🤸🏾 ♀️

by clownnya February 1, 2020