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paul heyman 

paul heyman is the creator of ecw
wow thats extreme
paul heyman by josh prato-forte September 9, 2006
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Joel Heyman 

A Joel Heyman is an insanely confusing individual, resorting to mere grunts and screams to communicate. A Joel Heyman is easily calmed by large quantities of Trail Mix and cookies. Joel Heyman feeds on the souls of those smarter then he, and on many occasions has sucked the soul out of President George Bush.
Guy 1: That guy is soooo mean and stupid!
Guy 2: He's totally a Joel Heyman
Joel Heyman by RTFan1990 October 26, 2011

Heyman Smash 

Heyman smash - referring to the terms of Heyman and Heyman monster.

Heyman Smash is known as a verb.

Its used to smash people down that let you down.

Sometimes, Heyman smash is also known as " kicking the bucket"

The Filipino God Heyman with his loyal companion Heyman Monster would rule the world of the Phillipines back when Gods were around.

They would utterly destroy their enemies with their well known move of the Heyman Smash.

This famous god also used Air Drum sticks to enhance his Smashing capabilities.

It was also said that The Greek God Thor used his lightning powers to combine it with the god Heyman to allow his Air drum sticks to become Super charged!

Thus allowing him to take down any one that challenged him.

If anybody angered this powerful god, he would also go through a heyman-charge henceforth giving him huge amount of power that is bitterly impossible to take down.

His trusty companion Heyman Monster will also take anybody that challenges his Leader by biting them with his almighty teeth of domo.
Heyman God : heyman! You can't step on this land !
This belongs to me and my trust companion heyman monster!

Heyman Monster: Thats right man! DOMO!

Heyman God : MMMMMM heyman-charge!!!

HEYMAN SMASH!
Heyman Smash by JasenOHBOY November 1, 2009

Paul Heyman 

Once the owner of the now defunct Extreme Championship Wrestling, Paul Heyman is now a writer and on-screen character for the WWE and is seriously misused.
Seriously, Stephanie McMahon, listen to Paul's ideas. His don't suck like yours.
Paul Heyman by ECW For Life July 20, 2008
A word used to describe a legal adult that is still a kissless-virgin.
"Hey man it's been awhile, how's life" - RIco

"Not good, I'm 19 years old and still a kissless-virgin" - Nick

"Dude, what are you? A heshma?" - Rico
Heshma by Cacaweewee June 28, 2018

Heyman Cry 

Heyman Cry ( Search up Heyman )

Heyman Cry is a verb.

The action that Heymans do when they find portraits with them and their heyman monster.

Its when you give a sour face with tears coming out.

Only the true Heymans would preform this hysterical action of "heyman crying"

It has been proven that if you "heyman cry" you are automatically gay and all your friends have proven that you are gay with a theory of the heyman being gay.

Heymans do not like girls with big tits and nice asses.

They like guys.

And when a guy rejects them.

They do the Heyman Cry.
heyman Heyman Cry! :'(
heyman monster :'(
Heyman Cry by XavierFOREALSS!! November 4, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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