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(adj): someone who craves blowjobs bigtime
The old man was very hersty since his wife left him.
Hersty by frenchyfrie91 February 24, 2009
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Hershy Highway 

Hershy Highway means Anal Sex. PERIOD!
She is a keeper for sure. I got me some Hershy Highway from her! She is a keeper.
Hershy Highway by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005

Hersey High School 

1. Predominantely a school full of 97% white kids, 2.5% Mexicans, and .5% black kids.
2. Need some weed? No worries, roam the Hersey hallways. We got you covered.
3. Filled abundantly with freshman that do not know how to walk, and sexually frustrated couples that feel the need to have intercourse all over the lockers.
4. Believe it or not, us potheads are smart! We have a pretty good school average on the ACT... we only get reminded of it every other day.
5. Well known for having the worst football team in the conference... along with having the most bad ass fan section of all time.
6. We can afford flat screen TV's in the hallway that we never use, the SAFARI system that never works, and a $10,000 DJ for homecoming. For some reason, we don't have enough money to buy a swimming pool.
7. Closed campus lunch for the freshman.
8. Club Hersey requires an ID whenever re-entering the school after lunch.
9. We bleed orange and brown and we take great pride in it, no matter how ugly the colors are.
10. You know someone's from Hersey when their normal school attire consists of sweatpants, some form of Hersey t-shirt, and gym shoes. We're a classy bunch.
Orange man: ORANGE CRUSH BROKE THE BLEACHERS... AGAIN.

Schaumburg student: Fuck you, Hersey High School.
Hersey High School by DJ Big Daddy January 5, 2010

hershy squirt

"man! you did a hershy squirt!"
hershy squirt by moo December 13, 2003

Herstrionics 

The feminist movement has sought for years to address the imbalance present in a hierarchical, i.e. male-dominated, society. Recognition of female members of society has been progressing for many years, however it is a long, slow road.
Some radical feminists were too eager for change and believed that words that included male identifiers should be revised to include female identifiers. Although "chairman"and "spokesman" were easily dealt with (becoming "chairperson" and "spokesperson" respectively) others were not.

Some were believed to be male identifiers but, in fact, were not. One of the most notable was the "his" in "history", which was changed to "herstory". Yet others were selectively ignored for reasons best known to the activists; their omission paints a picture of the mental state of some revisionists. They include "hissy fit" and "histrionics", and such blind selectivity is now known as "herstrionics" and "hersy fits".
She gave way to a bout of herstrionics by insisting that we refer to Manchester as Personchester, and that the change was persondatory.
Herstrionics by notavictim May 18, 2019
short for Amherst. As in the college in Amherst, Massachusetts. Frequently used in sporting events. Let's face it. Amherst is WAY too long to be uttered in the heat of competition.
Come on now, 'herst, let's get a goal!
'herst by ldub June 28, 2006

hershy squirts 

OMFG keep that door closed Andy pro has the Hershy Squirts!
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