Herstatt

If your last name is Herstatt you are a fat ass, dumb ass, biscuit obsessed ass, stank ass, can't sing ass, cheese stuffing ass, homeless ass, your only friend is a cat head ass, living in your mother's basement ass, earthquake forming head ass, your husband left your ass head ass, your kids put themselves up for adoption head ass, never matching what your wearing head ass bitchhhhh

Breaking news: A whole school has collapsed from a fat ass gorilla who goes bye the name Anna Herstatt and is now on her way to Red Lobster. Police say is you see the pig, hide your children, your food and your fridge.

Herstatt by biscuits6969 April 3, 2019

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Herstatt

If your last name is Herstatt you are a fat ass, dumb ass, biscuit obsessed ass, stank ass, can't sing ass, cheese stuffing ass, homeless ass, your only friend is a cat head ass, living in your mother's basement ass, earthquake forming head ass, your husband left your ass head ass, your kids put themselves up for adoption head ass, never matching what your wearing head ass bitchhhhh

Breaking news: A whole school has collapsed from a fat ass gorilla who goes bye the name Anna Herstatt and is now on her way to Red Lobster. Police say is you see the pig, hide your children, your food and your fridge.

Herstatt by biscuits6969 April 3, 2019

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Herstatt

If your last name is Herstatt you are a fat ass, dumb ass, biscuit obsessed ass, stank ass, can't sing ass, cheese stuffing ass, homeless ass, your only friend is a cat head ass, living in your mother's basement ass, earthquake forming head ass, your husband left your ass head ass, your kids put themselves up for adoption head ass, never matching what your wearing head ass bitchhhhh

Breaking news: A whole school has collapsed from a fat ass gorilla who goes bye the name Anna Herstatt and is now on her way to Red Lobster. Police say is you see the pig, hide your children, your food and your fridge.

Herstatt by biscuits6969 April 3, 2019

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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