Herpagonasyphyllaids

A perfectly normal, highly routine respiratory infection that accidentally took root in your reproductive organs. Symptoms include congestion and instead of typical coughing, you are calling every person you texted over the last six months to apologize.

"Don't worry about me, it's only herpagonasyphyllaids, nothing a nap and dangerously high doses of antibiotics won't temporarily fix"

Herpagonasyphyllaids by TurbkeySamdwhich122 July 16, 2026

herpagonasyphilaids 

A combination of herpes, gonorrhea, Syphilis, and aids in a dirty juicee cluster of disease.

So I hooked up with this chick last night and it wasn't until afterwards she told me she has herpagonasyphilaids.

herpagonasyphilaids by Matt Remien August 29, 2007

herpegonasyphillAIDS 

A combination of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS. This means that you are burnt up, and I mean really burnt up.

Jaime a hoe. I know she got herpegonasyphilLAIDS.

herpegonasyphillAIDS by F[ace]less April 8, 2009

Herpagonasyphilaids 

A combination of Herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and aids. Usually the first thing someone thinks of when they think about a really slutty girl/guy they don't like.

Guy - "Hey Suzy, do you know that hot chelsea chick that sits behind us in biology?"

Girl - "Yeah, she has Herpagonasyphilaids."

Guy- "No shit? So I should wear protection when I bang her?"

Girl - "gahhh.."

Herpagonasyphilaids by crissydos March 11, 2009

herpagonasyphlaids 

The ULTIMATE venerial disease. You don't recover guys. Thanks bitch.

I got herpagonasyphlaids from that skank at the bar last night, and now i have two weeks to live :(

herpagonasyphlaids by JacketOFFJacketOFF July 24, 2009

Herpagonnasyphillaids

A term referring to the many STDs you might acquire from an innocent act like sharing a dryer sheet in a community laundry room, or sitting in a public hot tub or steam room, or using a public toilet.

Man, I found a strange dryer sheet in my clothes again. I hope I don't get Herpagonnasyphillaids from that shit.

Herpagonnasyphillaids by Kanji_Flufenoff January 8, 2012

herpagonasyphlaids 

A skanky bitch who has every std.

That bitch is so skanky she got herpagonasyphlaids

herpagonasyphlaids by Chelsey November 17, 2004