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herpagonasphyllaids 

a desease derived from sleeping with a girl from Escalon, CA; a combination of many different diseases contracted from girls named after flower (and a color), names similar to resturants, and similar to mesly pork.
I went to vegas and got herpagonasphyllaids;

I ate the taco platter at Cindy's and it gave me herpagonasphyllaids;

the color purple gave me herpagonasphyllaids;
herpagonasphyllaids by mr. assholes January 17, 2008
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herpagonasyphillaids

A combination of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS.
That girl with the ba-dus-dus-dus gave me herpagonasyphillaids
herpagonasyphillaids by EFFCEE August 5, 2007

herpagonasyphillaids

herpes gonorrhea syphilis and aids something you get when you have just a little bit too much fun with a person you have known for to little a time and used maybe too little protection
usually occurs when you are a little inebriated or maybe just lonely and you know a good corner or strip joint
went down to the pub last night and this morning i had this insane sensation. so i went to the doc and he told me i had herpagonasyphillaids
herpagonasyphillaids by LaZeR23 September 1, 2009

Herpagonasyphyllaids

A perfectly normal, highly routine respiratory infection that accidentally took root in your reproductive organs. Symptoms include congestion and instead of typical coughing, you are calling every person you texted over the last six months to apologize.
"Don't worry about me, it's only herpagonasyphyllaids, nothing a nap and dangerously high doses of antibiotics won't temporarily fix"

Herpagonasyphllaids 

Herpes, gonerea, aids and syphillus in one package.
That bitch gave me herpagonasyphllaids
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