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Herpagonasyphyllaids

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A perfectly normal, highly routine respiratory infection that accidentally took root in your reproductive organs. Symptoms include congestion and instead of typical coughing, you are calling every person you texted over the last six months to apologize.
"Don't worry about me, it's only herpagonasyphyllaids, nothing a nap and dangerously high doses of antibiotics won't temporarily fix"
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