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herpagonasyphilaids 

A combination of herpes, gonorrhea, Syphilis, and aids in a dirty juicee cluster of disease.
So I hooked up with this chick last night and it wasn't until afterwards she told me she has herpagonasyphilaids.
herpagonasyphilaids by Matt Remien August 29, 2007

Herpagonasyphilaids 

A combination of Herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and aids. Usually the first thing someone thinks of when they think about a really slutty girl/guy they don't like.
Guy - "Hey Suzy, do you know that hot chelsea chick that sits behind us in biology?"

Girl - "Yeah, she has Herpagonasyphilaids."

Guy- "No shit? So I should wear protection when I bang her?"

Girl - "gahhh.."
Herpagonasyphilaids by crissydos March 11, 2009

herpegonnasyphilaids 

A term to describe someone that has slept with everyone.

A combonation of Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis & A.I.D.S.
Dude, she's she been around so much she's got herpegonnasyphilaids!!
herpegonnasyphilaids by Huntedbear January 20, 2007

herpagonasyphlaids 

The ULTIMATE venerial disease. You don't recover guys. Thanks bitch.
I got herpagonasyphlaids from that skank at the bar last night, and now i have two weeks to live :(

Herpagonnasyphillaids

A term referring to the many STDs you might acquire from an innocent act like sharing a dryer sheet in a community laundry room, or sitting in a public hot tub or steam room, or using a public toilet.
Man, I found a strange dryer sheet in my clothes again. I hope I don't get Herpagonnasyphillaids from that shit.

herpagonasyphlaids 

That bitch is so skanky she got herpagonasyphlaids
herpagonasyphlaids by Chelsey November 17, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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