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herpa derp

Used to express the stupidity of a given situation.
herpa derp by Figure .10 October 16, 2010

Herpa-gonna-siffah-aids 

An extreme compilation of STD's and diseases.
Steve was in the health clinic for a long time. I think he has herpa-gonna-siffah-aids.

Herpa Derpes 

Herpes you receive from stupid unprotected sex with a stranger, usually under the influence of one or more drugs including but not limited to alcohol, ecstasy, or dissociatives
Yeah I had a one-night stand with this chick and ended up getting herpa derpes
Herpa Derpes by rawkies July 13, 2010

Herpa McFlurry 

When a employee of McDonald's who has contracted Herpies pisses in the McFlurry machine before making the McFlurry.
Sarah: You know that douch that always came through drivethrough?

James: Yeah.

Sarah: Today I gave him a good taste of my special Herpa McFlurry.
Herpa McFlurry by DatNucka January 19, 2011

Herpa-Derpies 

A serious case of STS: Sexually Transmitted Stupid.
I heard Mary got drunk and had sex with her ex-boyfriend last night!" "Yeah, she has a bad case of herpa-derpies.
Herpa-Derpies by funthatburns March 2, 2011

Herpa derp

Visible, oral Herpes on a hood rat (hoodrat can be either female or male, as long as the person has participated in hoodrat like activities).
"That bitch Liz got the herpa derp from daniel."
Herpa derp by El Libertine March 22, 2010