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Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
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The sweetest girl you'll ever know! Shy around people she doesn't know, outgoing with those she does know. If she's your friend, keep her because she's a precious one. She has a very pretty face with beautiful eyes. She's a loyal friend if you are loyal to her.
Hermela is the best friend you'll ever have.
Hermela by jlgirl.245 March 7, 2020

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”
hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021
Hermela is African girl who is most likely to be Eritrean or Ethiopian. She is the funniest, nicest, most beautiful girl. Hermela is a really good girlfriend. She doesn't deserve all this shit she went through. She deserves a good boyfriend and a good everything. In her future there will be happiness. She has 🍑 And 🍒
Hermela by 2106 May 22, 2017
also known as 'a mela'
A peng black girl (light, brown or dark) who's outgoing and adventurous. Other people want to get to know her and she's also the life of the party.
*walking past a girl*
Look at that hermela bruv.
Hermela by AFroGrrrl March 1, 2017

Hermes Hermes 

A synonym for Gucci that means cool, wonderful, good, and awesome
Thing #1: do you want to go to mall?
Thing #2: Hermes Hermes
Hermes Hermes by Hermes Hermes October 29, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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