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Staffing 

Staffing is another word for jerk off, or masturbation. This term was created by JROTC cadets at a summer camp in 2009. Staffing can also be used as Staff or Staffed, or staff off. We hope this term will be really well known in the future.
Last night I was staffing to some hardcore porn.
Staffing by RegSquad November 7, 2011
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Staffing 

Staffing can be explained as a synonym to "moderating" since it follows the principle of someone who (in the context to this) moderates (or in this situation, someone who staffs) a Discord server.

The word varies from Discord servers as some servers may call their moderators "Guardians", but again, they all folow the same principle of someone who moderates a Discord server.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "How long has that person been moderating for?"
Guy 2: "Never, they've been staffing for a long time though."

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Doesn't it ever get boring to keep moderating here?"
Guy 2: "I'm not moderating, I'm staffing."
Staffing by Punk04 June 12, 2022

wood staffing 

Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.
Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!

Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay
wood staffing by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017

beer staffing 

A wonderful drinking game. To beer staff, simply drink a beer. Then, duct tape the empty can to the bottom of your next beer. Tape that empty beer to the bottom of the two cans. Keep doing this to form a staff made of beer cans. A BEER STAFF.
"Hey, Broseph. What're you doing tonight?"
"BEER STAFFING!!"
beer staffing by Robbie Bourne December 13, 2006

Beer Staffing 

Using cans, you drink a beer and once it's finished you add a fresh brew on top of the empty can and just keep going till you have the biggest "staff" in town. "Team help" can be called to help duck-tape your fresh brews onto your old ones. Once your a champion you will have to move to the picnic tables to drink out of your staff, once you've reached this level your a staff champ.
Ex: Oliver and Scott always have the biggest staffs around during beer staffing, Beck just can't compete.

" team help "

*beer staff hiking is the best activity.
* Watch-out for punishing farts in the morning.
Beer Staffing by BIGDADDY88888 October 22, 2009

gap staffing 

We might have to consider GAP Staffing to keep the big ABC Co.'s print account, they want graphic design support now and we're not ready to hire a full-time designer for one client.
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