Hemophobia
Hemophobia by Mar August 28, 2004
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Hemophobia
Fear of having your blood donated to another dude and that blood is then swimming around in another guys woody!
Harold: Hey Derek, you gonna donate some of that AB- you tight cunt?
Derek: Nah! fuck you Harold, you know I have hemophobia, innit fam!
Derek: Nah! fuck you Harold, you know I have hemophobia, innit fam!
Hemophobia by FutureCoachSteve November 5, 2019
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Homophobia
It's what people think means fear of gay people even tho litteraly homo is man and phobic is fear of so no I don't have a fear if men
Person:1 bruh did you hear Jake was homophobic
Person:2 wow a normal person let's talk to him about dat
Jake:1 I'm afraid of guys not gays
Homophobia is a awesome thing normal people practice only faggots say otherwise
Person:2 wow a normal person let's talk to him about dat
Jake:1 I'm afraid of guys not gays
Homophobia is a awesome thing normal people practice only faggots say otherwise
Homophobia by Nighthsade4468 February 24, 2022
little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs
Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?
little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005
Homophobia
Homophobia by DoubAnon July 31, 2021
Homophobia
“Did you hear that Kevin is homophobic?”
“Yeah. Isn’t that why he’s homeless?”
“Yeah. So much homophobia that he’s too scared to even live in a box.”
“Yeah. Isn’t that why he’s homeless?”
“Yeah. So much homophobia that he’s too scared to even live in a box.”
Homophobia by Diamond Fox June 1, 2021
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