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To be massively addled on drugs or alcohol.

Oh my god! You're so henched.

Screw it dude, I'm henched.

Henched by Jackary December 28, 2011

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Hinched

To fuck stuff up, to ruin or fuck about with, tend up-scale

‘ I have hinched this perfectly good wooden mirror by making it shoddy shit’

Hinched by I.love.it August 31, 2021

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hunched run

While in a drunken state, staring at the ground while running. Complete turnoff and dead give away to being drunk.

Tits: Why the hell's he running like that.
A-Dawg: He's completely wasted; that's his hunched run.
Tits: Tron.

hunched run by G-Stanky October 18, 2011

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hetched

The combination of horrible and wretched

Oh my god, that girl's dress is so hetched...where did she get it the dumpster?

That play was so hetched, i almost threw up

hetched by letmelive January 10, 2006

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HENCHEST

The most muscular body of them all.

KESH SINGH is the "HENCHEST" in Bristol

HENCHEST by DOWNERMAN May 11, 2020

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hunched goblin

exact same sexual position as the "piledriver," with the male facing away from the female instead of towards her.

when i was getting it on with karen last night i almost broke her neck during the hunched goblin.

hunched goblin by mick_the_skin September 19, 2009

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HenChode the 8th

A very large man directly related to Henry the 7th. He is fatter than he is tall. Therefore his name is HenChode. Clearly, we all know what a chode means, and for all you Americans no it isn't a man in leather.

"Wow that mans so fat he must be related to HenChode the 8th

HenChode the 8th by lambett March 12, 2013

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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