heched

Intoxicated to the point of causing damage to one's self and to others and/or property.

Vicky was so heched last night that she passed out and fell face first through Jim's glass coffee table. 62 stitches and blood all over the carpet. What a fucking mess.

by NakedReporta August 12, 2022

Hechenised

When a mf says some dumbass shit you say he's hechenised

Hechen: Mubong Park is the best villain

Hechenised mf

by Horizont January 16, 2022

hetched

The combination of horrible and wretched

Oh my god, that girl's dress is so hetched...where did she get it the dumpster?

That play was so hetched, i almost threw up

by letmelive January 10, 2006

heche

Somebody who is trying too hard to be something they're not. Named after Ann Heche - trying to be a lesbian, when clearly she isn't.

guy1: Urg, that skank is trying to be ghetto, when she's clearly gap
guy2: What a Heche
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guy1: If she tries any harder she'd be Ann Heche.

by Hollaback April 2, 2008

hethed

1.) when you are instantly charmed or seduced by someone dripping sex appeal.

2.) Instantly falling in love with Ms Heth.

“She hethed me”.

“I have been Hethed”.

by Heth master March 21, 2018

anne heche

When a woman goes lesbian for another female then goes heterosexual and leaves the female for another man.

Girl 1: So what happened to you and Melissa?

Girl 2: Oh, that bitch pulled an Anne Heche on me and married some dude she met at Wal-Mart.

by Puffin September 26, 2008

getting Hoched

Being married to someone far less attractive than you could be married to, for whatever reason. See successful professional golfer Scott Hoch and his wife.

I just hit the powerball lottery. Life would be sweet if I wasn't getting Hoched in a couple of weeks.

by Sign boy July 26, 2006