Intoxicated to the point of causing damage to one's self and to others and/or property.
Vicky was so heched last night that she passed out and fell face first through Jim's glass coffee table. 62 stitches and blood all over the carpet. What a fucking mess.
Being married to someone far less attractive than you could be married to, for whatever reason. See successful professional golfer Scott Hoch and his wife.
I justhit the powerball lottery. Life would be sweet if I wasn't getting Hoched in a couple of weeks.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.