henpresser

something that presses hens.

i heard a strange noise and went to see what it was. i saw a hen being pressed in a henpresser.

henpresser by jam with a twist June 21, 2011

hepressed 

Same thing as Depressed but about Harry Styles.

D(epressed) + (H)arry

= Hepressed

“This Hrought is making me hepressed, i miss harry so much”

hepressed by onlyangel August 9, 2018