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hemerology 

Meaning: A calendar, almanac, or guide that lists lucky and unlucky days of the year, often with astrological significance.
Example Usage: "The ancient Roman farmer consulted his hemerology before planting his crops, anxious to choose the most auspicious day."
hemerology by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025
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haterology 

A college course that it taught by Doctor Suhaib Alramamneh. It is a course based on hating. There is only on person who has completely master the course and that is Doctor Alramamneh himself.
(WARNING: Haterology is EXTREMELY additive. Take the class at your own risk.)
Classes now being taught by Doctor Alramamneh on Facebook.
I have my PhD in haterology.

Hemology 

The study of the alteration of clothes. Those who practice hemology are called hemists, hemologists, or tailors.
Me: I bought a suit and it didn't fit well. I had to go to a hemologist to fix it.

Father: Hopefully the hemist has a degree in Hemology.
Hemology by L'hemist April 19, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026