Helpdesk

The infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment

Helpdesk = Hell = Infested rectum of a dead camel

Helpdesk by Rob February 16, 2004

helpdesk

a place where the nhs keeps me.
like a monkey doing tricks with remote support for the brainless masses.

me (helpdesk operator): 'ok remote support is now starting'
brainless corporate stooge: oooooh it moves on its own
me: *smashing blunt intrument on face sounds*

helpdesk by gazzerama April 27, 2006

helpdesk

We fix the things all the stupid fools with computers break

I don't understand how to operate my computer yet want it to do things that are impossible with the software I'm using. I know! I'll call the Helpdesk and make them do it for me!

helpdesk by Katt October 24, 2003

helpdesk

A place where tortured people speak to incompetent fools, swearing at them after pressing the "Mute" button.

Type "SMTP" like "Sam Michael Tom Peter"

SMPT?

helpdesk by Durr July 31, 2003

helpdesk

A place where teams of people gloss over the glaring inadequacies (mis-spelt) of the company they work for and get paid for it.

I wish to sell my bottom! - what better place than on the helpdesk. Fuck my corporate ass.

helpdesk by dave mason December 17, 2003

Helpdesk

A place where computer and network problems go to live (and never be solved), usually with desks...but very little help.

Don't go down to helpdesk....just Google it

Helpdesk by JacquesGreen220 November 24, 2021

Helpdesk fishing

Were you log a call and assign it to a group not knowing whether it should of gone there in the first place (due to lack of knowledge/total guess). You log the call and cast it into the 2nd line group waiting for a bite (for them to kick up a fuss)...

Hmm just put that call into Cra040 support...wonder if thats the right place..oh well cast away let the helpdesk fishing begin.

Helpdesk fishing by Mazuk June 24, 2009