Hello Cock

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Used by people who talk to others they don't even know, at times making them insanely mad. If you use this greeting, say it to an idiot, and he'll think it was some type of joke.

Girl: Hello Cock.
Stranger: What did you just say to me,punk?!
Girl: I said, "Hello Cock."
Stranger: Let me beat you up, and I'll show you what hello cock really means!!

Hello Cock by HikariWinter April 27, 2011

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Flaming Hell-cock

When a true pervert dies and goes to hell he may become a demon who rapes sinners with his fiery penis of eternal suffering.

I'm gonna fuck you with my flaming hell-cock, and your ass will BURN for eternity!

Flaming Hell-cock by 2nd seal February 18, 2003

hello cocky

When batting in cricket and the ball flys up at the batsman,his look is one of surprise with eyes wide open...much like a cocky

hello cocky,that made you wake up

hello cocky by robberdog June 21, 2006

hellacocksucker

when seeing a police helicopter flying around your weed crops.

god damn hellacocksucker flying around trying to find my plants.

hellacocksucker by danimal, the May 2, 2009

hellacockdiesel

Means insanely cool!

Damn He's hellacockdiesel!

Oh No, Shes gonna touch my hellacockdiesel ipod.

hellacockdiesel by Playthesnake187 October 29, 2007

Helococktor

to spin your penis in a circular motion. Much like Justin Timberlake in "The Golden Rule" music video

Jimmy Spun his helococktor like crazy to impress the women.

Helococktor by brian4611 November 27, 2011

Heliocockter

When you swing your semi erect penis/cock around in a circle. Making a helicopter motion and sometimes making the sound of a helicopter sound. Pretty funny when your drunk or just feel like being a dumbass.

Me. Did you see eddies dumbass in the casinos hotel hallway ?

Nick. Na I was asleep what did he do? Lol

Me. He ran out the room into the hallway when we were going to our room butt ass naked doing the heliocockter, then matt locked him out the room. He then realized there are cameras all over the hallways haha.

Nick. Hahaha eddies such an ass when he drinks. He's lucky security didn't get his ass.

Heliocockter by bakers2003cobra September 24, 2016

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026