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The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.
Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.

Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.
by KingKrule January 01, 2012
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When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!
I Hellen Kellered your Mom last night.
by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008
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When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.
Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.
by Jalopnik December 22, 2011
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