Hellen Kellered 

The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.

Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.

Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.

Hellen Kellered by KingKrule January 2, 2012

Hellen Kellered 

When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!

I Hellen Kellered your Mom last night.

Hellen Kellered by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008

Hellen Kellered 

When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.

Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.

Hellen Kellered by Jalopnik December 26, 2011

Helen Kellered 

When three bros ejaculate in a girls eyes, ears, and mouth, leaving her blind, deaf, and dumb.

Me and the boys Helen Kellered that hot MILF last night, then left the plunger in the toilet bowl. Got her!

Helen Kellered by Laura Wynn February 24, 2011

Helen Kellered 

intoxicated to the point of impossibly blurred vision, incomprehensible slurred speech, and an inability to hear anything over the sound of the blood pounding in your ears

Dude, you were Helen Kellered last night!

Helen Kellered by Greg Giraldo October 15, 2010

Helen-Kellered

Being killed, in a video game, after being flash banged, especially in Call of Duty 4.

Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"

Helen-Kellered by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008

helen kellered 

(v.t.) using sign language in a person's palm to convey a message.

I helen kellered Jennifer the message, but she didn't understand my meaning.

helen kellered by joshiev06 May 21, 2006