Hella-port 

Combining equal parts hellish suffering with fantasies of death-wish style escape, hella-port is most useful when you are absolutely fuckin' stuck.

Facedown on the pavement with two boots at their necks, Hillary whispered to Bernie: "Wish we could hella-port outta here."

Hella-port by Discorpo July 5, 2016

Hella port 

Universal term for something you can’t live with out
(Better than that’s sick or that’s cool)

His new album is hella port

Those sunglasses are hella port

Hella port by Theology 101 May 30, 2018

The port dollar holla 

When you get a hummer with a finger up your ass behind the dollar general in Port Jervis for trade of a good high

I met Tiff behind the dollar general. She needed a buzz and I needed "The port dollar holla" from her because I'm horny as a port slut

The port dollar holla by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

Hellaport 

Hellaporting is a manifestation of the mind in that which you transfer your molecular matter into the subspace of inexistence, only to spontaneously reappear in another location.

Churro: HEY GET OVER HERE RIGHT N--
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OVER HERE SO FAST?!

D: Hellaported. Nuff' Said.

Hellaport by Darylism July 9, 2010

Hellaported 

To teleport in a hella extreme fashion

Person: wtf how'd you get here so fast?
Friend: i hellaported the hell over here

Hellaported by Darylism October 26, 2009

Helliport 

Tripping balls on a psychedelic, in a bad way.

That LSD helliported me to an extremely scary demension.

Helliport by Mr. Stanley moon March 10, 2018

Portable Hell 

Portable Hell is homework

I have some Portable Hell to take care of

Portable Hell by TikTok addict 101 May 19, 2021