Hellaporting is a manifestation of the mind in that which you transfer your molecular matter into the subspace of inexistence, only to spontaneously reappear in another location.
Churro: HEY GET OVER HERE RIGHT N--
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OVER HERE SO FAST?!
this is a nickname on tiktok is a weird ass corny ass cringe ass little kid that uses tiktok too much. if you spot a hellspotato in public make sure to keep distance since they are known for biting. if you ever get called a hellspotato while you are in a discussion/fight you should quickly kill the person that called you a hellspotato do not EVER follow a hellspotato on tiktok cus they only make corny vids!!
''okaaay heel intressant maar niemand boeit,dus luister naar mijn schitterende gezang: dooo ree miii vaaa sooo! je moeder'' -a hellspotato
A hellpost is similar to a shitpost, but much much worse. It's a post that is so bad that it makes you feel like you've been trapped in hell for 900 years.