Hellaporting is a manifestation of the mind in that which you transfer your molecular matter into the subspace of inexistence, only to spontaneously reappear in another location.
Churro: HEY GET OVER HERE RIGHT N--
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OVER HERE SO FAST?!
this is a nickname on tiktok is a weird ass corny ass cringe ass little kid that uses tiktok too much. if you spot a hellspotato in public make sure to keep distance since they are known for biting. if you ever get called a hellspotato while you are in a discussion/fight you should quickly kill the person that called you a hellspotato do not EVER follow a hellspotato on tiktok cus they only make corny vids!!
''okaaay heel intressant maar niemand boeit,dus luister naar mijn schitterende gezang: dooo ree miii vaaa sooo! je moeder'' -a hellspotato
A hellpost is similar to a shitpost, but much much worse. It's a post that is so bad that it makes you feel like you've been trapped in hell for 900 years.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."