Hella-port

Combining equal parts hellish suffering with fantasies of death-wish style escape, hella-port is most useful when you are absolutely fuckin' stuck.

Facedown on the pavement with two boots at their necks, Hillary whispered to Bernie: "Wish we could hella-port outta here."

by Discorpo July 05, 2016

Hella port

Universal term for something you can’t live with out
(Better than that’s sick or that’s cool)

His new album is hella port

Those sunglasses are hella port

by Theology 101 May 30, 2018