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Hella-port 

Combining equal parts hellish suffering with fantasies of death-wish style escape, hella-port is most useful when you are absolutely fuckin' stuck.
Facedown on the pavement with two boots at their necks, Hillary whispered to Bernie: "Wish we could hella-port outta here."
Hella-port by Discorpo July 5, 2016

The port dollar holla 

When you get a hummer with a finger up your ass behind the dollar general in Port Jervis for trade of a good high
I met Tiff behind the dollar general. She needed a buzz and I needed "The port dollar holla" from her because I'm horny as a port slut

Hellaport 

Hellaporting is a manifestation of the mind in that which you transfer your molecular matter into the subspace of inexistence, only to spontaneously reappear in another location.
Churro: HEY GET OVER HERE RIGHT N--
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OVER HERE SO FAST?!

D: Hellaported. Nuff' Said.
Hellaport by Darylism July 9, 2010

Hellaported 

To teleport in a hella extreme fashion
Person: wtf how'd you get here so fast?
Friend: i hellaported the hell over here
Hellaported by Darylism October 26, 2009

Helliport 

That LSD helliported me to an extremely scary demension.
Helliport by Mr. Stanley moon March 10, 2018