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To be or not to be; being helgers is freaking awesome. This epic surname makes it possible to get in the most odd situations like getting invited to the birthday party of the Queen and being chased at by jackalopes. It's all possible when you're a Helgers.
Last night I met this Helgers dude, he was all wrecked and dirty because: as he assumed his pants were attacked by extincted African hulu bulu ants with purple teeth. He's ass was sexy and yellow, purple-ish.

He just kept on drinking and dancing... weird.
Helgers by hulubuludude November 27, 2012
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Matt Helders 

Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker

To be undeniably skilled or talented at something
He's good but he's no "Matt Helders"

I'm about to go "Matt Helders" on this kit
Matt Helders by xxJo November 30, 2011
self indulgence and hedonistic behavior exemplified by a handsome young intelligent male living life to its fullest. Side effects may include hereditary substance abuse and associated mental disorders.
"dudes gone helgeson on us... its a sad day for mother England."
Helgeson by PenWrightly May 7, 2009
a person who is drunk on most weekends
my dad is helgeson
helgeson by me mesonnoon January 23, 2009
Mike: "Hey Joey, want to go see my Mom mud wrestle?"
Joey: "Hellers!"
hellers by jfreshone June 25, 2010

Satan's Little Helpers

Basically every high school teacher, or teacher in general, that is a complete and utter bitch. Mainly tend to be female, but the males are even worse. They mave give impossible homework assignments that they don't allow to be turned in late
Jenny: I fuckin hate Ms. Hollister, that bitch gave me a 4 page essay assignment due tomorrow. Me:Well what do you expect, she is one of Satan's Little Helpers after all

helmersterp 

helmersterp is amazing and has brought ME through SO MUCH!!!
Helmersterp? HELMERSTERP!
helmersterp by Helmersterp May 30, 2021