Helgers

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To be or not to be; being helgers is freaking awesome. This epic surname makes it possible to get in the most odd situations like getting invited to the birthday party of the Queen and being chased at by jackalopes. It's all possible when you're a Helgers.

Last night I met this Helgers dude, he was all wrecked and dirty because: as he assumed his pants were attacked by extincted African hulu bulu ants with purple teeth. He's ass was sexy and yellow, purple-ish.

He just kept on drinking and dancing... weird.

Helgers by hulubuludude November 27, 2012

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Matt Helders

Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker

To be undeniably skilled or talented at something

He's good but he's no "Matt Helders"

I'm about to go "Matt Helders" on this kit

Matt Helders by xxJo November 30, 2011

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Helgeson

self indulgence and hedonistic behavior exemplified by a handsome young intelligent male living life to its fullest. Side effects may include hereditary substance abuse and associated mental disorders.

"dudes gone helgeson on us... its a sad day for mother England."

Helgeson by PenWrightly May 7, 2009

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helgeson

a person who is drunk on most weekends

my dad is helgeson

helgeson by me mesonnoon January 23, 2009

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hellers

The cool way of saying "Hell yeah".

Mike: "Hey Joey, want to go see my Mom mud wrestle?"
Joey: "Hellers!"

hellers by jfreshone June 25, 2010

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Satan's Little Helpers

Basically every high school teacher, or teacher in general, that is a complete and utter bitch. Mainly tend to be female, but the males are even worse. They mave give impossible homework assignments that they don't allow to be turned in late

Jenny: I fuckin hate Ms. Hollister, that bitch gave me a 4 page essay assignment due tomorrow. Me:Well what do you expect, she is one of Satan's Little Helpers after all

Satan's Little Helpers by Xero _ Manifest October 27, 2010

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helmersterp

helmersterp is amazing and has brought ME through SO MUCH!!!

Helmersterp? HELMERSTERP!

helmersterp by Helmersterp May 30, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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