To be or not to be; being helgers is freaking awesome. This epic surname makes it possible to get in the most odd situations like getting invited to the birthday party of the Queen and being chased at by jackalopes. It's all possible when you're a Helgers.
Last night I met this Helgers dude, he was all wrecked and dirty because: as he assumed his pants were attacked by extincted African hulu bulu ants with purple teeth. He's ass was sexy and yellow, purple-ish.
He just kept on drinking and dancing... weird.
He just kept on drinking and dancing... weird.
by hulubuludude November 22, 2012