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headstaggers 

Mental overload common in Northern Irish citizens that can result in an outburst of irrational behaviour
I'll deck my wife if she doesn't shut them kids up there givin' me the headstaggers.
headstaggers by Le Chicken September 17, 2007

Manchurian Headstand 

The act of using a bottle as an anal alcohol injector. An empty glass bottle (usually a beer bottle) is lubricated at the neck (usually with vaseline) and a quantity of hard licor is poured into the bottle. The end of the bottle is then inserted into the anus, and the person does a head-stand, or inclines the body, so that the alcohol flows into the rectum, where it will be absorbed more quickly, and effectively.
Dude. Nikos, Gaurav, Oliv' and Jahawi all did manchurian headstands last night. After two shots of rum, they were all drunk off their asses. Literally.
The German way of spelling Hiestand
Look at that Heistand! That is one weird person
Heistand by skullbro1 March 17, 2019

headstar 

A bold,daring and handsome man of action who has received so much fellatio during his career that he has attained the exclusive stature of 'Headstar'. He usually has a big dick.
Melissa- "(sigh)...I just cant get a bead on that guy Pistol Pete"
Kelsey- "what u thinkin' girl? that guy is a Headstar...."
headstar by headstar July 14, 2014

Russian Headstand 

It is when the girl is on her head on a couch and the guy is holding her legs while they are having sex.
Dude me and my girl did a russian headstand yesterday.
Russian Headstand by The Headstand October 7, 2009

Headstash 

The most amazing of all online communities available today. A most heady combination of online magazine, social network, and message boards for the jamband community. Headstash.com
That Saxton interview on Headstash was the shit. Can't wait for the Disco Biscuits New Years preview.
Headstash by Headstasher October 18, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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