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Shithammered 

The state of being so drunk: a combination of shitfaced and hammered.
It seemed as if very often they could hardly wait to tell us that they, you know, how shithammered they had been the night before.
Shithammered by Corey A October 15, 2008

shit hammered 

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.
After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.
shit hammered by josh January 21, 2004

shithammer 

Verb, to shithammer.
To accomplish something by brute force, without planning, elegance, or rework.

Often heard in IT organizations when referring to computer code that was poorly designed, and in need of drastic re-writing.
Those guys never think about what they're doing, they just shithammer their code into production.
shithammer by Ch April 24, 2004

shithammed 

Being really or having been at a previous time really wasted.
I literally drank the bar dry last night, I got fuckin' shithammed.
shithammed by Bohon January 3, 2008

shit-hammered 

A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.
Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!

So thats why i threw up this morning.
shit-hammered by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010

shit hammered 

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night
shit hammered by smitty September 17, 2003