Hefnerk 

Flying out of a car's windshield.

when i got in a car crash I went Hefnerk

Hefnerk by Joey-Jock4537 March 6, 2023

hefnering 

To relax during the evening with a glass of your favorite liquer. Robe, lounge chair, pipe and firepalce add to the hefnering feel.

I"m having such a hard day I barely take it. When I get home im going have a glass of my favorite cognac and Hefnering it the rest of the evening.

hefnering by Hilmar Sigurdsson March 19, 2008

Hefnerflefnerflef 

A word used to describe a stupid comment someone made. Usually something rude or anyoing that you dont want to respond to, can be responded to using this word.

Carl- Hey dude, your mom is ugly.
You-Hefnerflefnerflef

Hefnerflefnerflef by UrbanWordz December 3, 2010

hugh hefner

The oldest living pimp who every man deserves to have as a model.

Hugh Hefner is so pimp that he is rivalring Bill Clinton.

hugh hefner by l337 December 20, 2004

Hugh Hefner

the founding publisher of Playboy and booster of the sexual revolution

The smartest thing Hugh Hefner did was establishing his image as an urbane sophisticate who got all the chics. Imagine how much less successful he would have been if he instead depicted himself as a solitary masturbator.

Hugh Hefner by mandingoh December 10, 2004

hefner 

a male version of a cougar. as in playboy founder, hugh hefner.

person 1 : omg. my 60 year old father is dating a 20 year old.
person 2 : does that makes them a pedophile or a cougar?
person 1 : neither. it makes him a hefner.
person 2 : LOLOL.

hefner by hellyesimcool July 30, 2009

hugh hefner kiss 

The act of squishing up your lips and barely touching the kiss recipients lips in fear of where those lips have been. Like Hugh Hefner does when he kisses the bunnies.

She gave me a Hugh Hefner kiss, my breath must be bad.

hugh hefner kiss by 314nixie01 April 23, 2010