hefner

a male version of a cougar. as in playboy founder, hugh hefner.

person 1 : omg. my 60 year old father is dating a 20 year old.
person 2 : does that makes them a pedophile or a cougar?
person 1 : neither. it makes him a hefner.
person 2 : LOLOL.

by hellyesimcool July 30, 2009

Hefner

A song created my Tana Mongeau. Released in the United States on November 6th, 2017.

Did you hear Tana Mongeaus new song Hefner? It features Bella Thorne in the music video!

by @neverbehailey November 6, 2017

hefner

Cool to it's core. Someone or something that seems to have been born under the cool star. Natural and uninhibited coolness - in a good way.

Sort of a jazz meets Buddah meets sexy kind of greatness.

When everything is just right and perfect like it couldn't be anything else.

We went to this restaurant-lounge place the other night. The food was amazing and the music was unbelievable! The whole thing was hefner, man.

by Big Slick April 28, 2006

Hefner

An old predator preying on a young prey
Or
An old bully who likes to bully younger people

Person 1:why our boss giving that young boy a hard time?
Person 2:because he’s the biggest Hefner

Person 1:huh??
Person 2:yeah he enjoys doing mean things to the youngsters

by Lrdwh1002 June 2, 2018

hefner

a group of 2 or more lesbian girls

"where did the hefners go?"

by dmhsbaby February 23, 2019

Hefner's grand slam

A redhead, brunette, blonde, and an asian all at the same time without getting a heart attack.

I went for Hefner's grand slam last night, but failed due to heart attack.

by hefner555 July 8, 2011

Hefner Syndrome

A man with a beautiful loving and loyal wife that he takes for granted while chasing whores.

Oh, my husband? Ask his exwife, crachkwhore, babymomma, barber or any lady walking the street after dark, you know one of my wife in laws. Poor thing, he really has Hefner Syndrome.

by J. Wife June 26, 2019