Heffern
An ancient clan of Vampires decended from Ireland. They can be incredibly beautiful and horrifyingly ugly.
Heffern by Lamia{Disgrace} August 7, 2008
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jordan heffern
Smart, beautiful and nice is how u described a Jordan Heffern. She is insicure at times but she is perfect. She is super athletic and lovable. Gets all the guys. Amazing at soccer, hockey and running.
jordan heffern by Evadely November 1, 2013
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hefferheffer
The mastermind of organizing boss runs and selling boss items in the MMORPG Maplestory. He's known to be always dependable. Many people even let him go on their account. He's really THAT trustable because of his reputation.
He uses an epicly funded Dark Knight on Windia.
He uses an epicly funded Dark Knight on Windia.
mapler#1: how did you get that Zakum Helmet?
mapler#2: hefferheffer did it while I was asleep
mapler#1: maan, why did I even ask...
mapler#2: hefferheffer did it while I was asleep
mapler#1: maan, why did I even ask...
hefferheffer by Babyboysamu July 11, 2009
Gluten-free heffer
A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc
Gluten-free heffer by Malphrus August 25, 2011
Heffer Pen
A section of a company office made up entirely of women. Usually staffed middle age overweight women. The old school term for this would have been the typing pool.
Heffer Pen by azdude June 9, 2009
hefferlump
hefferlump by DictumiJ May 27, 2014
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