Heffern

An ancient clan of Vampires decended from Ireland. They can be incredibly beautiful and horrifyingly ugly.

"Dude did you hear about Billy?"

"Yea man, he totally got bit by a Heffern last night."

Heffern by Lamia{Disgrace} August 7, 2008

jordan heffern 

Smart, beautiful and nice is how u described a Jordan Heffern. She is insicure at times but she is perfect. She is super athletic and lovable. Gets all the guys. Amazing at soccer, hockey and running.

Dude your date last night was a total Jordan Heffern
Your daughter is such a Jordan Heffern

jordan heffern by Evadely November 1, 2013

hefferheffer 

The mastermind of organizing boss runs and selling boss items in the MMORPG Maplestory. He's known to be always dependable. Many people even let him go on their account. He's really THAT trustable because of his reputation.

He uses an epicly funded Dark Knight on Windia.

mapler#1: how did you get that Zakum Helmet?

mapler#2: hefferheffer did it while I was asleep

mapler#1: maan, why did I even ask...

hefferheffer by Babyboysamu July 11, 2009

Gluten-free heffer 

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

Gluten-free heffer by Malphrus August 25, 2011

Heffer Pen

A section of a company office made up entirely of women. Usually staffed middle age overweight women. The old school term for this would have been the typing pool.

Take these papers I just signed up to the heffer pen so they can fax them to the home office.

Heffer Pen by azdude June 9, 2009

hefferlump 

A lazy, fat woman usually being rude or you are insulting them with vulgarity

"Get up and do the dishes you hefferlump!"

hefferlump by DictumiJ May 27, 2014

Hefferweisengirl 

Usually a girl that is very fat brown and ugly and likes cheap beer like hefferweizen

Yo that girl is a hefferweisengirl

Hefferweisengirl by Swagrats October 5, 2016