hefferlump

A lazy, fat woman usually being rude or you are insulting them with vulgarity

"Get up and do the dishes you hefferlump!"

by DictumiJ May 27, 2014

Heffalump

A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants. Pooh and Piglet fear heffalumps, and in an attempt to cover their fears they attempt to bravely capture a heffalump in a trap. But no heffalumps are ever caught in their trap, and indeed no heffalump is ever met within the course of the books aside from those that appear in Pooh’s nightmares, wherein they are very fierce and are intent on stealing Pooh’s honey.

A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.

That heffalump simply can't play Jenga what what.

by Sam May 30, 2004

Heffalump

an extroadinarily fat/large/obeese and sometimes unattractive/homely person.

That heffalump sat on the chair and it broke!

Why are seven of my ribs broken? Well that would be because yesterday, a heffalump sat on me...

by heffalumphaterz September 12, 2011

heffaplump

A really annoying fat person, typically a fat woman but can be a man as well.

That damn heffaplump I work with ate all the bagels again, then tried to win over the office with anecdotes from the weekend. Stupid heffaplump.

by anonymous in Arlington, VA November 6, 2006

Heffalump

A cute cuddly orange elephant with a mischievous personality. They have crinkly ears and flowers on their back. The can be found looking out of office windows but their favourite location is sitting on a stump.

What’s that cute thing looking out of that office windows. Awww, it’s one of those Heffalumps

by Heffalump Owner March 20, 2009

Heiferslump

Heifer = a young cow, especially one that has never had a calf
Slump = a drooping or hunched posture

Heiferslump = a large overweight lady slumped in her chair or more commonly on a bench in a food court eating takeaway.

by Chenn-Dogg December 1, 2009

heffalump

Someone who is aacting like the ultimate heffa- being trifling af.

¨uh uh boy you cant get none!¨
boy to his friends later- ¨she was talking all that shit otp just to get in person and act like a damn heffalump.¨

by raweee123 March 24, 2021