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Heffernen 

A slang term for someone who is being an unnecessary CUNT, or douchebag.
My God, why is Aaron being such a Heffernen today?
Oh he ran out of pot and he's a little on edge.
Heffernen by Josh McGrogan August 10, 2017
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hefferheffer 

The mastermind of organizing boss runs and selling boss items in the MMORPG Maplestory. He's known to be always dependable. Many people even let him go on their account. He's really THAT trustable because of his reputation.

He uses an epicly funded Dark Knight on Windia.
mapler#1: how did you get that Zakum Helmet?

mapler#2: hefferheffer did it while I was asleep

mapler#1: maan, why did I even ask...
hefferheffer by Babyboysamu July 11, 2009

Hefferweisengirl 

Usually a girl that is very fat brown and ugly and likes cheap beer like hefferweizen
Yo that girl is a hefferweisengirl
Hefferweisengirl by Swagrats October 5, 2016

Heffernan Syndrome 

A phenomenon common to TV sitcoms and commercials, but occasionally occuring in real life wherein an overweight or otherwise unattractive male seems to have obtained a mate of much greater attractivesness. The syndrome is named for the character "Doug Heffernan" from the TV series "King of Queens", but is also visible in other shows such as "Seinfeld" and "(most especially) "The Drew Carey Show".
Did you see that couple? It was a classic case of Heffernan Syndrome!

also acceptable:

That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
Heffernan Syndrome by Michael Patrick February 15, 2006
An ancient clan of Vampires decended from Ireland. They can be incredibly beautiful and horrifyingly ugly.
"Dude did you hear about Billy?"

"Yea man, he totally got bit by a Heffern last night."
Heffern by Lamia{Disgrace} August 7, 2008

Heffernan's Syndrome 

AKA as Balanitis Swollen foreskin in the Orthopaedic surgery patient.
Wow!, Look at the Heffernan's Syndrome on that Ortho Patient!!!!! Holy F^#%in S*!T!!!!!!
Heffernan's Syndrome by JMCG2222 December 15, 2011

heffernan 

Boston folks that think they are better than everyone else.
oh you can tell he is a Heffernan
heffernan by TheSnitch April 16, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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