Hefap

Horrible excuse for a person

It's nicer than calling somebody a prick or a cunt

"That girl is such a big Hefap"
"I hate that bitch she's a fucking HEFAP"
"That girl is the biggest Hefap ive ever seen"

by Johny N January 7, 2008

Imogen Heap

Perfection

Imogen Heap has been so inspiring to many aspiring artists. We thank her.

by 4twolah_peel August 5, 2011

shit heap

when something is really quite bad, but instead of just saying shit you say shit heap.

'that cars a right shit heap' or

Car Salesman : 'I'm afraid its been sold'
Buyer : 'Oh well it was a right shit heap!'

by Freddie Saunders May 19, 2008

Imogen Heap

Imogen Heap is a English singer-song writer Slightly famous alternative singer. Most famous for her work in Frou Frou. Uses electro to get a unique sound. Recently signed a contract with The O.C to do 4 song soundtracks and . From ROMFORD; ESSEX; England . Lives now in America.

Random Chick - *did you hear that song in marissa's dying scene?*
Friend - *yeah, Imogen Heap.*

by shot-in-the-heart August 19, 2006

trash heap

Someone who stays out all night drinking and/or doing drugs and is a complete and total mess the next day.

Yo I got wasted last night, then did a 40 bag of yeyo. ppppffttt, I am a totally trash heap right now.

by Thomas V May 9, 2006

septimus heap

a book series of wizards involving: monsters, evil villians and funny problems and situations that end up having a fight with... well, anything. Because you never know what can happen.

septimus heap saved the world AGAIN.

by fredjoeguyman December 10, 2011

Mark Heap

Brilliant actor and comedic genius who has performed in such shows as Jam, Big Train, Spaced and Green Wing.

Mark Heap cannot paint, but he can fall off chairs and things.

by Ann Coats November 9, 2006