Heapsters - the collective nickname for super fans of Grammy winning artist Imogen Heap. A Heapster can often be identified by their almost constant obsessing over the English songwriters music, lyrics & brilliantly original sense of personal style.
I went down to Williamsburg to visit my grandmother at the synagogue, but all these dumbass hepstards were in my way eating pork like a bunch of tards. No respect.
I met a nice boy at a party, but I realized his vague and disillusioned attitude, his close adherence to every current trend, and his refusal to wear a condom were the hallmarks of a herpster.