hepstard

An insulting or derogatory name to call a hipster.

I went down to Williamsburg to visit my grandmother at the synagogue, but all these dumbass hepstards were in my way eating pork like a bunch of tards. No respect.

hepstard by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

hipstard 

hipster + retard = hipstard

*note: this word is actually just a reiteration because everyone knows the definition "hipster" innately presents retardation

holy shit, are you fucking cereal? i just had to pay that goddamn hipstard $15 for breaking his glasses...yea, the ones WITH NO ACTUAL GLASSES. HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE THEY TO BUY JUST FRAMES AND WEAR THEM AROUND?

hipstard by thupercereal September 9, 2010